December 2011
192 posts
my mind is blown.
geeisthesex:
this is lmfao
this one is 37
and this one is his nephew
just let that sink in
When you see your friend with the person he/she...
myphil0sophy:
That awkward moment when someone scares you and...
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Attractive Male: So, do you like Doctor Who?
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Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding maybe a saturday and I'm thinking of wearing a blue dress and you can wear a fez and we can invite a lot of people or maybe none at all lol actually I know a lot of people on the internet who would come and they would be so happy for us do you want children because i do we could have 2 boys and 1 girl I like the names Matt and David and Amelia lol
My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp throughout the house, slam a bunch of doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
You Keep On Inventing Shadows: I think Tumblrians... →
alyssaamerica:
Imagine just casually reading in public and you hear the cry of a fellow Tumblr user…
You’d look up in hopefully, attempting to locate the cry of your brothers…
Think you know who initiated the call…
Stare at eachother and nod in socially awkward…
Best pick-up line ever. →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
“Let’s go eat, I’m paying.”
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Friend1: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mom."
Friend2: "come back to bed"
Friend3: *various sex noises*
Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
Friend5: "PASS THE WEED"
The ultimate defense at night →
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